Auckland and Northland, NZ—Unit2Go is here to yeet your housing woes into next week with their latest collection of tiny houses for sale in Auckland and transportable homes in Northland NZ. Because who needs a million-dollar mortgage when you can live in a glorified shoebox on wheels? These tiny homes—under 50 square meters—are the snarky solution to NZ’s housing crisis, and Unit2Go is serving them up with a side of financing so you don’t have to sell your soul—or your vintage surfboard.

In Auckland, where the average house price could buy you a small island, Unit2Go’s tiny houses are a smug middle finger to the market. Starting at $50K, they’re perfect for young professionals, couples, or anyone who’d rather flex their minimalist cred than their square footage. Up in Northland, their transportable homes are rolling into the Far North, ready to chase beaches or ghost nosy neighbors. With financing options, Unit2Go is making tiny living accessible—because why should the rich folks have all the fun?

“We’re not just selling homes; we’re selling freedom,” says Unit2Go’s CEO, probably while sipping a flat white. “Auckland and Northland deserve better than overpriced villas—our tiny homes let you live large in a small way, without the drama.” So, ditch the McMansion dream, Aucklanders and Northlanders—Unit2Go’s got your back with tiny houses that laugh in the face of the housing market.