Dear car owner,

This is your vehicle’s trunk speaking. Through the years, you have scratched me with your key, locked your keys inside of me, and even got me jammed closed. I really do not appreciate you treating me like this. What have I ever done to you? I was always there when you needed me. I even was willing to hold very heavy objects when I did not want to. I have stayed quiet for so many years, but I think it is time that you listen to some of my ideas finally. They will help you and me.

How would you like it if I did not open when you wanted me too? You would probably get very angry and hit me. Do I really need to endure such treatment? Have you ever considered getting a keyless ignition installed by a professional locksmith? They are super easy to use and will be quite a relief for me. Let me now explain to you how keyless ignition will help me.

With keyless ignition you would no longer have to use a key to open me. You simply would just have to push a button on your key remote and I would magically pop open for you. With a key remote, I would no longer have to endure you scratching my beautiful paint job. I would also not have to keep your keys safe for long periods of time when you decide to lock them inside of me.

Besides helping me, think of all the reasons it will help you. You will no longer have to worry about locking your keys in me. You would also not have to worry about searching through your key ring for the correct key. I will be opened by the black remote on your keychain. The remote is easy to find and easy to use.

As you can see, there are many advantages to having keyless ignition installed on me. I would highly appreciate it if you would at least consider my request. I can promise that I will try to work with you better. I will no longer stay closed when you want me to open and I promise to be a little easier to shut. You may think these things are out of my hands, but I promise you it was me this whole time. I do not like being treated so horribly so therefore I backlash. With keyless ignition I think we will be much happier together. I suggest you get assistance at installing one though. Might I recommend Montgomery Locksmith? I have heard great things about them from other cars.

Sincerely,
Your trunk.

Company info:

Montgomery Locksmith Company has been helping assist you in all your locksmith needs for years. Whether It be locking your keys in the car or breaking a key off in a lock, our highly trained technicians are always happy to assist you.

Montgomery Locksmith Company
George Brazil, Marketing Director
3042 Carter Hill Road
Montgomery, AL 36116
Phone: (334) 481-0087
email: [email protected]
http://www.montgomery-locksmiths.com/