[Mar-a-Lago, Florida - September 6, 2024] It’s hard to imagine a story that could captivate the human experience more than the one that started with my fateful ride down a golden escalator in 2015. In fact, several brilliant English Professors have told me it might be the greatest story ever told. I think that the only story that comes close is the Bible. After all, I couldn’t make America Great Again, if someone didn’t create the world!

I bet Komrade Kamala hasn’t even read the bible, and I’ve gone and written the greatest version you’ve ever seen. It’s got everything from The Creation and the Flood, to The Crucifixion and Revelation. I even threw in the Song of Solomon because it reminded me of the times I would walk through the changing rooms at the Miss Universe pageant.

I have it on good authority that The Trump’s Bible is going to be the most popular Bible ever. My people are telling me the Pope likes it more than his old copy. Buy this book on Amazon today, before Sleepy Joe and his corrupt friends like George Slopodopolis try to censor me again!

About The Trump’s Bible: A Parody Of A Very Stable Genius
Much like the current state of American politics, this book is a parody. It was created using Chat GPT. When asked to rewrite the entire bible as if it were told by Donald Trump, The AI not only complied but understood what it meant when we asked, “Can you make it Trumpier?” A portion of all profits from the book will be donated to Planned Parenthood.


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